"Jet Fighter"
by Butthole Surfers

Mikey was a little boy
He loved to watch the clouds
He was born to fly
Mikey joined the Navy
His father was quite proud
Mother never wanted it that way
He got into the cockpit
And rose up in the sky
Set his sights on Beirut
And he let his missiles fly (boom boom)

Jet Fighters never die
I don't know what I've been told
It's been said that God is dead
Jet fighters never cry
Jet fighters never die

The General smoked a Cuban blunt
Handrolled by the Reds
Then he poured a glass of scotch
And tallied up the dead

The fighter banked into the night
And then he caught a S.A.M.
He rose up into heaven
With Jesus in his hand
Scenery was so beautiful
Could not believe his eyes
Then he spotted John Wayne
And he knew he had arrived
Jesus interrupted him
He had something to tell
They had to speak with Allah
And he sent them both to Hell (boom boom)